Consider Yourself Lucky

You may think that I have been so busy living a life of debauchery that I have had no time to post. That I'm living in a whirlwind of multi-colored confetti-like fun, dates here and parties there and the like.

Not so much.

Instead, I am likely officially the most boring person you know. So I'll spare you the minutia of what's going on in my life, except to say this: There is nothing that involves a date or dating going on in my life or anything anywhere near that realm.

Should something change, you'll be the first to know.