Bitter is the New Black

Not that I'm bitter. Really. Today is a new day, boys and girls.

I hate to stereotype half of the human race, but as a rule men tend to be pretty formulaic. As long as they're pursuing, they're happy. When they catch their prey, not so much. There you have it. Profound, no?

Today's quote, in reference to how we should treat the friends in our lives (good) and how we should treat the shitty men in our lives (um, shitty):

"Men deserve whatever hell and misery you can dish out. Not other women." -- Mama Sanchez